hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

"I need a hug or an orgasm."
Unknown  (via guccier)
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".الجيات أحسن من الرايحات
What is coming is better than what is gone."
Arabic Proverb  (via bl-ossomed)
"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."
Sylvia Plath (via hefuckin)